The alarm goes off. Bleary-eyed, you stumble into the bathroom to begin the morning grooming process only to find the sink COVERED in facial hair trimmings. You feel the frustration start to bubble up deep within your not-yet-caffeinated soul. Seriously, how can one human create this mess of facial hair EVERY SINGLE DAY??? Just as you begin to rage gargle mouthwash while thinking of all the passive-aggressive ways to bring this mess up to your partner, the smell of coffee and bacon wafts in and you remember that you are hopelessly in love with a generous, kind, breakfast-making sweetheart. So what if he might actually be The Wolverine? You love that hairy beast of a man with all your heart in spite of his grooming missteps.
:: Card is blank inside.
:: Measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches.
:: Masterfully letterpressed on French paper
:: Designed and printed in the USA by Good Juju Ink.
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Prior to shipment before shipping, we'll examine thoroughly the items you've purchased. The majority of orders will be delivered within 48 hours. Expected delivery times are between 3-7 days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we cannot fully manage it due to the fact that several parties are involved, including our factory and warehouse. The stock levels may fluctuate at any time. Be aware that your order is out of stock after your order has been made.
Our policy lasts 30 days. If it's been more 30 days since the date you made your purchase, we unfortunately can't give you a full refund or exchange.
The item cannot be in use and must be in the original packaging. It should also be returned in the original packaging.
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